Cats do not clean after themselves, do not pay for an apartment, and it's not entirely clear at all whether we like them much. For what do we love them?

1. Unpleasant roommate

Unpleasant roommate

Character traits: The smell of cat food from the mouth; Is awake all night; Lack of respect for personal space.

What to do if you meet it: Calmly explain to him that you will be more disposed to the morning licking of your face after you have a cup of coffee.

2. Pointless

Unceremonious

Character traits: Narcissism, everyday cruelty, sociopathy.

What to do if you meet it: Calmly explain to him that your collar is a protective device, not a sidewalk.

3. The Ugrjumi

Ugryumets

Character traits: Is indifferent to everything, does nothing all day, sleeps literally on your face.

What to do if you meet it: Make sure that there is something to read on your bedside table, since there is absolutely no way to escape from such a cat.

4. The stubborn

The obstinate

Character traits: Thinks that he is better than you, refuses to listen to your incompetent opinions.

What to do if you meet it: Try to look at things from his position.

5. The bully

Bully

Character traits: Destructive behavior, sudden outbreaks of aggression.

What to do if you meet it: Crumbled toilet paper - this is an excellent basis for papier-mâché.

6. Snob

Snob

Character traits: Turn your nose away from everything that you say or do.

What to do if you meet it: Try to develop a good taste and think about how not to offend him by their actions.

7. The Drunkard

Drunkard

Character traits: Abuse of delicacies for cats; Never leaves your chair.

What to do if you meet it: Find yourself a comfortable place on the floor.

8. The Doves

Doves

Character traits: Public display of feelings, sweet confessions of love, sentimental speeches, constant caresses.

What to do if you meet it: Explain to your cats that they need a separate room for which they need to pay while they are there.

9. Bully

Bully

Character traits: heartlessness bullying the weak.

What to do if you meet it: do exactly as he says, and try not to fall into his favor.

10. Teenager

Teenager

Character traits: Hates everything that you love, and vice versa.

What to do if you meet it: Wait until he grows up and leaves home, and then ask him why he never calls or writes.

11. Assholes

Idiots

Character traits: Fights, shouts, constant clarification of relations.

What to do if you meet it: Remind yourself that cats are not endowed with the ability to resolve conflicts, and feel guilty for judging them.

12. Conservative

Conservative

Character traits: Stubbornness, unwillingness to try something new.

What to do if you meet it: Threaten to leave without him.

13. Artist

Artist

Character traits: A comprehensive, unshakable belief that his performance is of paramount importance.

What to do if you meet it: Think of a reason why you can not go to his speech.

14. Lazheboque

Couch potato

Character traits: TV addiction, laziness of the Olympic scale.

What to do if you meet it: Sit on the couch and put up with the fact that every night now you will spend at home.

15. The Queen of Drama

The Queen of Drama

Character traits: Too sharp a reaction to everything.

What to do if you meet it: Valium.

16. Crimson

Krivlyaka

Character traits: Constant vypendrezh.

What to do if you meet it: Pretend that you are under the impression.

17. Picky

Picky

Character traits: Inexorable fastidiousness.

What to do if you meet it: Sign up for courses in cooking cat food.

18. The rich man

Rich

Character traits: Extremely expensive addictions, constant condemnation.

What to do if you meet it: Make sure that your bathroom has a luxury bath salt.

19. The Hermit

Hermit

Character traits: Hides, scratches.

What to do if you meet it: Slowly leave the room.

20. Paranoid

Paranoid

Character traits: Thinks everything you do is extremely suspicious.

What to do if you meet it: Buy yourself (and him) a new cap made of foil.

21. Idiot

Idiot

Character traits: Constantly behaves like a fool.

What to do if you meet it: Purchase a video camera.

22. Whipping in the clouds

Sticking in the clouds

Character traits: Forgetfulness, look into emptiness.

What to do if you meet it: Speak slowly, clearly and several times.

23. Anarchist

Anarchist

Character traits:Complete disregard for the rules or violation of public order.

What to do if you meet it: Make sure that your insurance is paid.

24. The beggar

Beggar

Character traits: Eternal food begging and flattery.

What to do if you meet it: Just give up.

25. Grumbling

Grumbling

Character traits: Finds errors in everything that you do.

What to do if you meet it: Nod your head, smile, apologize and promise to do better next time.

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